Saturday, December 13, 2008

Dear Stupid,

Dear Driver Behind Me,

It's eleven o'clock at night. It's dark out. It's pouring rain. We're on a road with lots of curves and hills. There are almost no street lights. I am driving exactly the speed limit. Riding my ass will not make me drive any faster. And if you don't turn off your brights, I will fucking stick a fork in your eyeball.



KarenElizabeth said...

Awwww at least you're not driving in the snow with idiots on your tail and making you slide through red lights.... that would suck

colbymarshall said...