Dear Driver Behind Me,
It's eleven o'clock at night. It's dark out. It's pouring rain. We're on a road with lots of curves and hills. There are almost no street lights. I am driving exactly the speed limit. Riding my ass will not make me drive any faster. And if you don't turn off your brights, I will fucking stick a fork in your eyeball.
Love,
Me
2 comments:
Awwww at least you're not driving in the snow with idiots on your tail and making you slide through red lights.... that would suck
Amen.
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