The title has nothing to do with the blog. I just heard it, and it amused me.
I noticed another thing today that Georgia has a lot of. Lightning bugs. I don't think I'd ever actually seen one in real life until I moved here. From a distance, they're really pretty.
Up close, they're ugly critters that don't look at all like things that should glow. Last week, there was a bug crawling up the bathroom door, and I did what I always do when a creepy bug surprises me - I squished it. Then I found out that it was actually a lightning bug, because there was a phosphorescent glow on the door, my shoe, and the floor. Ick.
Have I mentioned that I don't like bugs inside? I can handle them outside, but they don't belong inside. No bugs!