If you don't already know, I work for eye doctors. I spend my day checking people's vision and eye pressure and generally doing all the stuff that the doctor wants done before he goes into see them. As part of that, I give that eye exam where you get asked, "Which is better, one or two?"
What I don't understand is why people can't manage to have this exam without breaking me. If I ask you which one is better, one or two, I really do want you to tell me which of those two options looks better! I don't want you to say, "That's blurry." I realize it's blurry. I told you that it was going to be blurry. I want to know which one is better. And if I ask you which is better, three or four, please don't tell me that two was better! Two is not one of your options!
And what is a rant about work without the same thing that breaks my brain every day? 2 is not a letter!!! 8 is not a letter!! Go and watch Sesame Street for pete's sake! Even Elisabeth, my friend's 3-year-old, can tell me that 2 is a number, not a letter!!
I hate my job sometimes.