Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Big ugly thing

Tonight's blog is brought to you by the number three.

I've got three big-ass bruises.  Okay, they're not all that big-ass.   But one is definitely butt-ugly right now.  This one is on the back of my right hand, at the base of my thumb.  I noticed it on Saturday, but I don't know how I got it.  It's currently about an inch long, and half an inch wide, with a dark burgundy outer rim, and some yellowish tinge to the center.  Ick.

The second bruise is on my right middle finger.  This one I got smacking my finger into one of the handrails at MTC while carrying a box on Monday night.  It's small, about a quarter-inch diameter, and pinkish-purple.

Bruise number three is just below my right wrist.  It appears to be the oldest of the three, as it hurts less, and has a funky brownish colour.  Again, I don't know what I did.

And that's the story for today.


Big Plain V said...

I was all confused, but then I clicked the number 3 link and I learned all about the number three and now the whole world makes sense. Thank you for that.

Try peanut butter on those bruises. Or okra.

colbymarshall said...

and three is less than five, so that is good.